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Big Linguine

@boiltheory

Mr. Always Early, never called a bank shot, Bob Kelso impersonator, 150+ Foot Putt Club

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calendar_today09-06-2020 19:28:49

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This guy’s HS football team won half their games via forfeit because their offensive line outweighed their competition by 500 pounds

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I’m a little bit of a purist when it comes to bread, my father excelled at the craft. For whatever reason, I don’t respect the process of making focaccia but I love the result it nets

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Lavine vs Aaron Gordon was really the spiritual end of the dunk contest. Still goes crazy. Nobody will ever do better. Retire the contest

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I saw this man work on his sourdough for multiple years and then one day I came home and had this Italian loaf in my face that he “threw together” lmao it’s bread you make when you want to feel good about yourself with minimal effort