He is risen. Me, I mean. I've got a show at 6!

Gosh, I hope not.

My new nephew!@shaunvanaalen

On THE PROJECT Live tonight at 6:40. Look out!

Now THAT was fun on The Project!

Just having afternoon tea and wondering when Arnotts substituted Masonite as the main ingredient in Ginger Nut biscuits?

They're closing #Ken's and #Donna Summer's died. What's next? I'm getting scared.

My first Esperanza Hall o'Fame - but not my last. An AMAZING, inspiring, HOT weekend in Vegas! #BHOF12

The atmosphere this morning (4am, Sunday) at Safeway on Market Street SF can only be described as carnivalesque.

Tony Bennett. Live at the Royal Albert Hall. TONIGHT. Beside myself.

Little Anderson, Happy At Last! #andersoncooper huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012…

Kylie and Jason might be washed out but I'm not! Come on Downe to the #RVT TONIGHT - show starts 8:30pm!

ONE girl in tonight's #JustForLaughs comedy gala at #SydneyOperaHouse. I'm outraged. How on earth did she slip thru?

Love to all in New York City. Climate change, what climate change? :-(

The mother country's beaten us to it. SHAME AUSTRALIA! mobile.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-1…

HOW VERY DARE KRudd & Bill Shorten sneak out during my act! Do they think I didn't notice? #KRudd #BillShorten

Of course I'll be trying singlehandedly to bring down the Abbott Govt tonight on #QandA but forgive me if I don't quite pull it off.

LOVE!! “@Alancumming: Australia was in the house last night at Cabaret the Musical Rupert Noffs Matty Bennett pic.x.com/JCBpzePlv8”

Three amigos at #CannedClary ...what larks!

Does anybody mind if I don't take the #icebucketchallenge ? It's quite cold in Edinburgh and I just washed my hair.