Sooooo, I have a NEW Twitter handle. Its Bobby Wild kinda like my last handle bobbywild101 just thirty points better 😁

People are mad at Bette Milder for saying to woman who can't find baby formula to "try breast feeding" I mean is she wrong? Asking for a friend...

Nothing like having a conversation with a four year old thru a bathroom door. Hurry up I have to poop… I said,” what do you think I’m doing “ he says,” your always pooping when I need to poop” Who knew we both drink coffee at the same time everyday 🤣🤣🤣

So I noticed Motley Crue has a new coffee blend… I wonder if one of the flavors will be called Kick Start My Colon. 😁

When the boss brings you breakfast burrito for no reason… Hmmmm, I wonder what he needs.🤣🤣🤣

We FINALLY have a verdict on the Heard Depp court case. Whew, maybe now I can finally get some sleep. (Insert sarcasm here)

Soooooo, does anyone else use their phone to check their teeth or nose. No, it’s just me. #lifehack thank you very much!

So I just watched an interview with Amber Heard’s lawyer and she just said that we need to change the defamation laws in America, but what about the deification laws 🤣🤣🤣#amberowesjohnnynewsheets

Share size??? Nah, get your own.