the bratty urge to say “make me” after literally anything im told..

don't care didn't ask plus you play a male human paladin

i haven’t woken up this early in like a year bleh

Single on Valentine’s Day. Currently accepting applications. Must have low AC 🤣

retweet if single

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

still crazy to me that i'm still owed over $350 and im probably never going to see it 🙃

Man, for someone who absolutely hates certain feelings and textures. I am suddenly loving wearing a sleep mask to bed!! It’s so dark and I sleep like a log!! danggg

i bought some new glasses and sunglasses and ive done like deep cleaning of my office and room and weeee i feel like im getting better

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if i created a new oc named Orpheus, is that too much of a giveaway to what i've been listening to non-stop?

23 years ago on April 1st, 2003 Season 1 of Red vs Blue premiered!

I just figured out that one of the piercings I was sure had grown over when I was like 8 has, in fact, been just chillin. I got a hoop through it and now I have 4 hoops in my ear weeeee. It’s like getting a free piercing without having to leave the house!

Zeus, flirty: do you know why i called you to come over? Aphrodite: because i accidentally sent you a nude? Zeus: *stops pouring two glasses of wine* Zeus: ACCIDENTALLY?

Yall I found the exact scene I wanted to see from hadestown without even having to search for it. It popped up on my fyp on 🕰️!!!! I’m amazed by this Orpheus!!! ❤️ vt.tiktok.com/ZSHfDMgDY/