If you’re going to #windsorIlluminated, be warned that the “helpful” gold/yellow AA road signs diverting you on the magical mystery tour to the car park are absolutely woeful and very easy to miss from the M25 so keep your eyes peeled.

Last night we went to Windsor Illuminated, which is dog friendly! It’s the second year we’ve been and was an enjoyable evening out with friends from our dog walking group.

The judgment in Sandie Peggie vs NHS Fife and Dr Upton has been published. We are pleased that Sandie Peggie has won her claim of harassment against NHS Fife, and that the hospital trust was criticised for its terrible handling of the complaint against her.

London Bridge 1605 Thameslink service to Brighton has now been held just outside the station for 35 minutes. Zero information shared with pax. People are getting fed up. Why don’t you communicate with your paying customers? Is it because you literally have us trapped here?

Driver has said the doors on the last carriage of the 1605 @tlrailuk service to Brighton that’s been held at London bridge are apparently open as it’s still in the station. Please all move down to let us off. CAN WE PLEASE GET A TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT TELLING US WTF TO DO.

Driver is going through the train AGAIN @tlrailuk. Now we’ve moved a fraction further forward, there is NO WAY off the train even from the rear because none of the carriages are still in the station. You’re literally holding 2,000 people hostage.

Driver of 1605 Thameslink is now returning to the front of the train. He’s still not made it back to his cab and the train is an hour behind schedule.

Pax on the 1605 Thameslink LBG to BTN. Don’t forget to claim delay repay. If any of you poor sods aren’t season ticket holders and travelling on a single, you’re entitled to 100% ticket cost back as over 60 mins late. Return entitled to 50%. Season tix get a fraction back.

Never been so glad to see east Croydon station in my fucking life

I’m supposed to be at St Pancras boarding Eurostar for a romantic trip to Paris. I’m actually flu-ridden and trying to muster up strength to get up to feed the dogs. Even better, my boyfriend was hospitalised last night with pneumonia. Awaiting an update on his condition.

I’m still in bed with flu. Docs have said bf is going to be in hospital all weekend. Mike is just a baby puppy.

Amazingly well hidden Amazon.co.uk, nobody will ever realise…

Got beeped at by a woman in a Range Rover while getting back in the car at the retail park as apparently we weren’t leaving fast enough. So we got in the car, sat for a moment and then got out again to take a completely unnecessary trip to TK Maxx.

Thameslink horrific service yet again for passengers wanting to get to work from Sanderstead. An array of excuses given from broken down trains to trespassers 😡

Driver of Southern train: “I’ll do my best to get you to London Bridge” No doubt meant to be reassuring but given the shit customers are dealing with this morning, implies that it’ll continue to be a battle to make it there. Anyone would think there are fucking dragons.

So glad I got up early to get to work early and made it in late.

Imara Jones Benjamin Ryan This is what ‘erasure’ looks like and it isn’t happening to blokes in a dress. Just one of many nauseating examples:

On the way up to The Ivy at Tower Bridge. I am so classy. #cans