i’m gonna die and turn into mycelium to control a forest

my gf never likes my tweets anymore she must hate me ☹️

why is sunny d so yummy

my neighborhood cat doesn’t let me pet her i’m upset

ruby jewel ice cream sammy mmm so yummy

who decided eggs were a breakfast staple that shit gross fr

i wonder if people hate me and if so why

alright i’ve worked here for a month when can i quit

fuck all this having a job bullshit

just had a dream that aaron rodgers won another super bowl with green bay

Some kids pranked a school board meeting on some Bart Simpson shit and I am crying!! 😭😭😭😭

my eyes get so damn red when i’m high. i be wearing sunglasses at 3am so nobody questions me

nah you don’t know her she goes to bishop sycamore

how u gonna be a big ass 20 year old playing against 17 year olds and still lose every game

i like my bananas like i like my girl asshole. with a lil brown spots

i want to die

i don’t believe in ghosts because if they existed and could enact revenge white people wouldnt exist

i used this as reference :)

On Tuesday, the U.S. Senate unanimously passed the Sunshine Protection Act, which would make daylight saving time permanent. The bill will now need to pass through the U.S. House of Representatives.

America is terrifying.