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The Baltimore Crabs πŸ¦€πŸ‘οΈ

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"There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" β€” PC Gamer πŸ¦€ Canonically the greatest ever Blaseball team, forever πŸ¦€ Godspeed πŸ¦€

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The Baltimore Crabs πŸ¦€πŸ‘οΈ (@blaseballcrabs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

imagine if Baby Yoda from The Mandalorian was a crab. Ha ha! The Mandalorian would be like "im The Mandalorian" and craby yoda could be like "wabba weeba, claws up!". This is content.

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"when will Blaseball come back? when will Blaseball come backl? πŸ₯Ί" do you know how needy you sound? lmao. But seriously though when will Blaseball come back? πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

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The Blaseball devs keep updating me on what's going on with development. it's quite regular, like once a week. this makes me very suspicious: Why haven't they gone silent for 8 months then posted a big apology like all the other projects I support?

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The Friday Blaseball development updates would be more interesting if they picked a player to die off-screen each week. Patch Notes: Added [redacted] weather and Jessica Telephone died, sorry!

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Imagine if Miguel O'Hara from Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse was a crab. Ha ha! Miles Morales would be like "im Miles Morales" and Mi-shell O'Clawra could be like "wabba weeba, claws up!". This was content.

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Beloved players incinerated in the outfield. I watched a fox bat so hard it killed the sun. All those moments will be lost in time... like uncached updates in rain. Time for Crab