Hear me out I actually don't think rain on your wedding day is ironic?? Love is all about flowers and getting drenched

ordered a book called Lore of Running and another called A Philosophy of Walking and injured my foot before they arrived

a second replication crisis would be incredibly funny

I was looking at this image on August 7, 2019 and also on August 7, 2025

everything is about consulting a physician as much as possible, except a doctor's office, which is about consulting a physician as little as possible

companies think people want emails like this but they actually want emails like this

before me raphael behind me gabriel on my right hand michael on my left hand uriel

people will say "don't hire brilliant assholes" then spend their whole day talking to a savant robot they wish they could lash with a fish stick

deny.... accuse......

this is exactly how I want to show up for my friends

Thanks for having me! I can move myself to the Applications Folder if you’d like

I wonder if logging into my secure account will cause me to get what I need