And this might be my favourite @SNL sketch ever. (It came to my attention because Jordan Peterson fanboys are *furious* about it.)

First game, first goal of the tournament for Brad Lambert! 🚨

When your parents checked to make sure you were sleeping

Clean hit in my day. Reaves doesn’t do anything but his job and destroys Hronek. Being a smaller player and leaning forward in the middle of the ice makes you a 🎯 That’s Clean and Accepted. In 1995 My issue is with NHL because I WAS TOLD Neal Ruhl THEY CARED about headshots

20 minutes to go, RT to wish us good luck 😎 #NHLAllStarVote | Connor Hellebuyck #NHLAllStarVote | Mark Scheifele #NHLAllStarVote | Pierre-Luc Dubois #NHLAllStarVote | Kyle Connor

Isaiah: You’re our inspiration. We can’t wait to see you right back here after Troubs watches you graduate law school.

Who wants Willie J's jersey?! Retweet if ya do 🤞 #ForTheW | Kal Tire 🇨🇦

who wants kenny's SIGNED jersey?! retweet for a chance to win, ya'll. you'll also get it PRIOR to tomorrow's 'Wear White' game ‼️ #ForTheW

WE'RE GIVING AWAY A ZACH COLLAROS JERSEY ‼️ retweet if ya want it 😏 #ForTheW | Kal Tire 🇨🇦

Here’s my take on the Raptors moves… I think the DeMar DeRozan deal weighed so heavily on Masai Ujiri that he hedged on moving Pascal and Fred and O.G. – it cost him - and I don’t mind it. When you build a culture based on hard work, dedication and sacrifice…you need to be

If you drive a *personal* vehicle with an 80L tank, please note that the point of the Carbon Tax is to deter your behavior specifically. David, who is a radiologist, is not financially hurting, he is instead making choices fully aware of the consequences.

Who do I want to face: Vancouver Who do I think they’ll face: Rick Bowness

We call Messi South American Shaffelburg

🤷‍♂️ Who could have ever seen this coming? #abfire

What a race by Canada! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 Surprise gold medal by the 4x100m relay. Andre De Grasse raced despite a nagging hamstring injury.

This guy is so unbelievably naturally funny how can you not love Lardo man?! 😂😂 Cannot wait to hear the macarena for many more years to come! Creds to Illegal Curve Hockey #NHLJets #GoJetsGo

Kevin Cheveldayoff is a Winnipeg legend for what he’s done the last ~15 years, but also it’s fair to point out that he has had a disastrous last 9 months leading to this window nearly being shut.