Boris Succession, you say?

A historic failure

I know I shouldn't let this shit get to me but... five years developing a game and some a-hole decides to give it the thumbs down, with no explanation, after playing for less than ten minutes (the intro sequence must be around three minutes). Oh yeah, they paid £1,50. FFS.

Subterranean Nightmare, my first #zxspectrum title! Please don't phone this number, I've no idea who lives there now!

So much mist walking the dog today it's reminiscent of playing Turok on the #n64! 😂What a game that was, and what a console! 🦕🦖

The #JetboardJoust Squad Challenge is live now through 12/31 at #ClubVCS! Use your rocket-powered jetboard to blast your way to the top of our leaderboard! Have you tried this great arcade shooter from Sir James Joustalot? #indiegame #atarivcs atari.io

Get #JetboardJoust for 75% off store.steampowered.com/app/1181600/Je… Sir James Joustalot

Very helpful of Sainsbury's to price their toilet paper like this. I've always wondered exactly how much it costs me per sh*t!

MY GOD! I’ve just seen the video Boris Johnson posted yesterday on the benefits of Brexit. It contained barefaced lies and has had nearly a million views! Help me take the TRUTH to the country!

Get #JetboardJoust for 75% off, Nintendo of Europe eShop only. Sir James Joustalot

Thanks very much for the review, ballistikcoffeeboy, really glad you enjoyed Jetboard Joust! Also available on PC, Mac, Switch, Xbox and PS!

This is the sort of review I like getting 😀 Jetboard Joust is on mega-sale at the moment on Steam, get it for less than a dollar and help out a struggling #indiedev! Link's on my profile.

Just had someone change Jetboard Joust review from positive to negative after playing for 60+ hours.🤔 I think I completed Dark Souls in about that time!

If you dig retro-arcade mayhem, don't sleep on Jetboard Joust! Also available on Steam for all desktop platforms, Switch, Xbox and PlayStation!

I quite frankly can't express how Re-Logic commitment toward FNA, Godot, and now MonoGame might move walls in this industry. Really looking forward to where this is going. This is more than a support, thanks! Once this non-profit is setup, we'll discuss plans.

Thanks a ton to @retroremakes for this fantastic review of Jetboard Joust, really glad you enjoyed it!

So, it's taken a while but Jetboard Joust has finally accrued enough reviews to get a 'Very Positive' Steam rating. That'll probably last about five minutes knowing my luck, but it's on ridiculous discount at the moment so why not get yourself a copy and help an #indiedev out!

Check out this relatively new indie YouTuber, he's done a couple of excellent vids on Jetboard Joust... youtube.com/watch?v=DbnN4g…

I dislike your game so much that I will continue to play it for another 40+ hours. WTF is up with these people?

Enough is enough. F--k Elon Musk. I'm leaving this bot-infested cesspool. Follow me on bitbull-ltd.bsky.social. There'll be a new game at some point...