Would the taxpayers be willing to invest in earplugs for an old bird worried about hearing loss please advise

Congratulations Representative Bill Seitz but like can you keep your colleagues quieter next time my head HURTS from the yelling

We birds are, indeed, the heart of it all, here in The Heart of It All.

They are in recess because I flew into the Clerk’s office and messed up all the pages of the bill hehe #SpreadYourWings

Seen a lot of votes in my day, backed up by a lot of hot takes, but ‘raping your wife should stay legal’* is the most disgusting. *Summary, not a quote. BIG sad.

Would be real cool if my fans had an opportunity to see me today Ohio Channel

And we back and we back and we back

Peace out for now, tweeps!

🦅🦅🦅 Ohio Statehouse !!!!! Take note!!! #JusticeforOhioEagles #CardinalsAreForSquares #BirdYaHeard

OHIO!!!! Good morning from the 136th (!!!!!) General Assembly. Someone bringing me a lil sip of that coffee I smell outside the Chamber??

Welcome to all the new hoomans gathering my esteemed Chamber. Your experienced colleagues will confirm, I am not a scary bird — they never feed me, so I can’t mess up your suit jackets.

For her Very Good singing I nom Rep Melanie Miller as an honorary #RecessBird for the day 🇺🇸🎶 I now understand why Ohio House GOP wouldn’t let me sing the anthem. #USA #OpeningDay

There’s a hooman named JACK DANIELS now? Don’t need the coffee. Will await cooler treats.

Recess Bird!!! Thank goodness. Been waiting for your updates. People assume I crawled out of Ohio Statehouse cornerstone. You can answer some far flung state queries. (1991 tech shown.)

Oh oops awkward When I made request to clear the lobby, did not think through the fact that it would exclude my fellow birds 🐓 Sad that you are flightless :(

Patience, my friends.

I was asked to stand in while everybody got their feathers unruffled about these amendments and it is taking a looooong time.

Ahem, Brian Stewart…surely “momentarily” has hit a PR for lifting tonight, no?