Comrade? Who buys your bullshit, you wannabe dictator?

Says the guy who masturbates to Hitler documentaries. You are one sick dude.

Manly men wear makeup and diapers!

Flaccid, Flaccid, Flaccid Don

You can be a complete idiot and become president, too. All you need is a rich father and no conscience.

The only thing Donnie cuts ends up in his diaper.

The only thing Donnie fights on a daily basis is a rash and his insurmountable debt. Yes, you're right. He'd mount that, if he could.

He had the worst approval rating at the end of his term. No way, who would vote for such a failure?

Who smells like makeup, diapers, and excrement?

Voting for Donnie is like putting your faith in Jabba the Hut.

How many other male presidents wore makeup on the daily?

You mean I missed listening to this blathering loser? Oh, no! You owe more money than you've ever made.

Donnie's promises are like toilet paper. He wipes his ass with them. Just ask his 3 wives.

When donnie calls people names like "socialist" it's okay because we have come to expect the dumbest and cruelest of intentions spring from his herpes-laden lips.

Donnie's Crew following orders