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Billy B Brubaker

@billybbrubaker

Single Dad of 3. I sell stuff. The voice of reason. Peanut butter addict. Giver of advice. PhD from Wikipedia U.

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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. Rodney Dangerfield #quotes #humor #comedy #norespect

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"Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work." -Gallagher #quotes

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"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners." -Johnny Carson #quotes