So, like a new born kitten, Phil Jones paddy paws the ball towards goal. The keeper waits, falls on the ground and finally the little ball rolls into his arms. FFS #MUFC

OMFG WOW #MUFC

What a great finish to the legends match. We would have finished 4th if Stam was playing last season though.

Nutmeg chilling 😸

Pog needs to go. Adopted the slow motion run with quick arms again and defended his face, not our club.

After tweedle dumb and tweedle dee with Maguire and Lindlehof, now it is the chucklebrothers, Maguire and Pogba! Awful.

That Pogba. Liability as ever. Get rid!

Maguire is so slow. Like a juggernaut without the finesse.

We give away so many chances when Numptyof and Magnumpty try to play the ball out from goal kicks. They just aren't good enough or quick enough on the ball. Put kids in their places if needed.

Can you give a zero for Maguire after half an hour? Simply awful.

Another mistake from the donkey Maguire. Got to get rid. Hoof it

So poor from Maguire yet again. The weakest link, despite the goal. All teams press him and get the ball. So lazy from Pogba yet again. Only runs fast when senses glory.

Macgnumpty again. Harry Macguire is a liability.

MaGuire is the weakest link. Too slow and being targeted #mufc

Numpty and McNumpty setting us up well again for a draw/defeat at home. Two new CBs needed. Axel and Eric much better pair. #mufc

How many chances should we give team by passing (badly) and giving the ball away, playing it out from the back. Everyone know it's a weakness. Boot it. #MUFC

Everyone knows that MagNumpty getting the ball from a goal kick means he will give a hospital pass to someone. It was Fred this time and Fred gets the blame. Drop him and stop the short goal kicks.

Everyone against a European Super League? I am. #notosuperleague

Get well Boss. SAF.

Best keeper in the world behind you, bad angle to score from - leave him alone. Liability Jones again. Please release him.