Shame about the weather, but props to North Tyneside Council for the #mouthofthetynefestival and especially for the lady signing the shows despite the rain! 😊🌧️

Working in India at the moment, brought snacks with me for the ultimate challenge....who will win the pot noodle challenge! Potty Noods

There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one.

Your move Potty Noods #batchelors Super Noodles

I know the Tyne and Wear Metro can be rough at night, but that's ridiculous Metro Manners

Just finished the rollercoaster that is #WhiteLines ...oh my god! Laurence Fox and Nuno Lopes are the stars...and the soundtrack! #ibiza

I wonder if Donald J. Trump might consider injecting himself and First Lady Melania Trump with disinfectant now #covid has been confirmed. Hmmmmm

Trading 212 is down, $GME is messing up the whole market. This is unprecedented and really is showing a David vs Goliath face off, more so Reddit vs Wall street. This is actually a historic day in financial history. This will not happen again for decades. It is happening now.

.Leatherman the Leatherman Juice is still going strong after more than 20 years...albeit this may not have been for the purpose it was designed for 😁

.Lovell Soccer Hey fuckwits, I paid for express deliver on Sunday, it's now Thursday and it's still say with Hermes. Can't contact you or them...sort your fucking shit out you bunch of twats

Watching #TheResponder - I now know where the subtitles button is on the TV remote.

Amazing customer service from ShokzUK - my openmoves stopped working just as I started the Kielder half mara, just had a new paid delivered under warranty - thank you! Back to my fav running tunes again! 🏃🎽🎧🎶

"Not even been fingered, nothing. " Best line on any TV show. #MAFS #MAFSUK

Is there a spoon? #MAFS #MAFSUK

Peggy: "I just feel humiliated" - possibly because of what she's wearing #MAFSUK