Almost forgot that this was the whole point #republican #indy500

Pregaming bedtime. Could be the move

If your Saturday doesn’t look like this consider killing yourself #beer #republican

Fuck no. Give me a damn coors banquet thank you very much

Finally escaped all the fat bitches #thankGod #ineedabeer

Dads waking up from Sunday naps to Tiger Woods winning the US Open

Gold, Frankincense, and Myrrh

Pregaming intern happy hour #hellyea #nukeiran

I miss Sherman “Big Shot” Reed

It’s only Sunday yet I yearn for 4th of July beers with the boys. #patriotism #4thofJuly

Sources claim usage of stogies is banned per IFC. Can we get any gayer? #shrink #nukemyschool #letthekidsplay

Woke up today hungover to my manager calling me. What could you possibly need from an intern at 8:30am on a Saturday #shrink

Happy national girlfriend day 🫶🫶🫶 #kms #beer

Just drunk drove for the first time. It was pretty sick. Nice not having a bitch scream in my ear that it’s “wrong” to do so. #beer #drunk

Up late thinking about Chris Davis. Don’t think there’s a college football moment that beats what he did and if there is prove me wrong #CollegeFootball #auburn

So do they keep the Rizzler fat to keep him popular? #thoughts #conspiracy

What happened to free speech? Say faggot one time and Mark Z is fucking bitching at me #fuck

This guy needs to leave #fuckem

Me to the ball I just hit in the water #fuck