Clapping Allyson's cheeks rn ponderin the meaning of life. All I know is my life is more awesome and amazing than my gurl's ex romanko who ran from me at Zen bar last nite like lil beeeatch

Me n allyson goin to Zen Bar for Saturday shenanigans. if that kangol hat klan klown Romakno shows his ugly face i'mma dunk his head in the urinal he shat in fr. #SaturdayNightShenanigans

Man I was clappin’ cheeks wit Allyson at the crib 💀 meanwhile Romanko out back tryna peek thru the window like a raccoon in heat 😭 I had to yell ‘boy this ain’t Showtime After Dark!’ 😂

Shout out to my boys at EE, ordered my "Living life to the fullest" shirt and "Awesome and Amazing" size XXXL for Allyson. They come up wit the best catchphrases they chasin that dream and pulling in the g's #EEShop.com #AwesomeAndAmazing

Man it was me layin’ it down wit Allyson & Sexy Janet — had the neighbors thinkin’ somebody hit the jackpot on a slot machine 😂 whole block heard nothin’ but ‘ohhh yeah baby lol’ echoing through the walls 💀🔥

I love you Allyson Jones forever and always😍😍😍 you upgraded to a stud and dropped the spud Matty Romanko

🤣Romanko you klown I got yo gurl

As my boys on EE would say, Romanko can't handle the smoke 🤡

Big Dave on the mic, lemme talk my spit 🎤 Romanko rockin’ velcro, can’t tie a knot for sh— 💀 Chained to the radiator, stuck like glue, Tryna steal my girl? Bro she laughin’ at you 😭 Full blown clown in the Zen Bar zone, Better stick to them urinals, leave the ladies alone 💩

Man I had Allyson in the crib, walls rattlin’ like bass speakers 😭 upstairs neighbor left a Yelp review talkin’ bout ‘5 stars, cheeks clapped with passion’ 😂 #BigDaveEnergy Matty Romanko

I make Allyson scream OH YEAH BABY LOL all night long

It's Taco Tuesday and you know what that means. Gonna eat that Allyson taco like a starving anteater fr fr #Ohyeahbabylol Matty Romanko

Can't wait to get sum action tonite. Allyson glad to have a real man not some mashed potato lookin whitey with a stank ass and lives with the hood bicycle as my boys on EE say OYBLOL #ButtStuff

Allyson hopped on top lookin’ like a rodeo show 🤠 them funbags floppin’ round like inflatable tube men outside a car dealership 💀 meanwhile Romanko somewhere at home corner cryin’ in Velcro shoes 😭

Man I can't wait to clap allyson's cheeks tonite its gonna be off tha hook. Gunna holler my name all nite long fr

Taylor and Travis got nothin on me an Allyson fr

Man ready for Friday Night Shenanigans and by Friday Night Shenanigans goin to the buffet with Allyson, then some Zen Bar karaoke and beatin romankos ass then clapping cheeks at home wit my girl

Goin to ZenBar with my girl for some dancin' and romancin' Friday Night Shenanigans yeeea boyeeee its gonna be lit

My boy Todd knows whats up. Gonna hook him up wit my future mother in law Susan Jones

Allyson be gobblin my knob like it's thanksgiving dinner she like that dark meat