If Michoel Pruzansky doesn't capitalize on his brother's success by calling his next album Pruzin With The Borei Olam then he needs a new marketer

and this is not an actual purim shpiel how?? We in the matrix raboisai

Yaakov Langer joking, I was actually waiting for your comments on this I love you and I don't love David bashevkin

that vashti hitting her maids scene in the purim story tape is mud-na with a capital mud

Dressing up as Oscar The Graucher this purim

Chodesh Tov, you big fat lards

You are allowed to eat boogers on a fast day.

Ozarka sounds like a place in the Gemara. “Tana d’vei Ozarka”

Starting to think Joey Newcomb is behind Chat GPT… 🤔

In New York I don’t want to be getting an emergency alert with that kind of noise for anything other than a nuke

Reminder to only eat until your knuckles today.

Yay! I made it!!

I heard there’s a party in Toms River that’s having Bad Bubby.

So frustrating that nobody could guess my costume. I was one of the Achshtarpanim.

My Shul has an adopted Kollel AND a biological Kollel.

Malky: Mommy, is it Shabbos yet? Mommy: Malky, it’s Monday. Also you’re 40, get it right already.

Just chapped that the 24Six home device is clearly a hidden camera, so Dr. Middos can spy on the children…

With everyone blaming Jews for world war, we got away with making it 70 degrees and snowing in the same week in New York and nobody noticed. Good work team.

CBN finally hacked YWN.

"Here comes haman" from the purim story is still the undisputed best jewish rap verse of all time imo