Ok…. I’m up

This is a nation of professional protesters.

Don't @ me.

BIG MOOD

*growls like Shannon Sharpe*

This man really asked me to make him oxtail ragu. Like, who do you think EYE am and what do you think THIS is??? But anyway. 5-6 lbs of oxtail, 1/2 cup sauvignon blanc, 6 cloves of garlic, one can peeled San Marzano tomatoes...

The accuracy. From passenger princess to P b*tch REAL QUICK

Bc why was it so dark 😭😭😭

Me and Throakensef any time we together

"Luxury" apartment complex built out of glorified cardboard

Just imagined a room full of gay Republicans doing the chicken head, and there's just no chance for this election cycle to be serious.

This is stressing me out lmao

When I say the women I follow are beautiful and also unintentionally hilarious 😭

Lmaooooo this the wrong vibe

Jamaican Beef patty & coco bread but it looks like they split the patty and filled it with oxtail. Super greedy. I'll take 3.

This is the correct answer

And she was right to do it.

Me being thirsty as hell on folks selfies now that yall can't see my likes

Tonight’s dinner noms, the college student special: Maruchan with rotisserie chicken, mushrooms, peas, carrots, and chili crunch. The chili crunch wasn’t quite spicy enough so I had to add hot chili oil.

We up