So appalled Theresa May has given this man a red carpeted platform to do this. Doesn’t help Britain to be lavishing pomp on a President so determined to be divisive, childish & destructive. Doesn’t help US or world to be gifting him a whole load of Royal photo ops to use next yr

They are fucked.

And Lord Lucan will win the Grand National. Riding Shergar.

When you’re still at the rugby club five hours after the match finished and you wife FaceTimes you to find out why you’re not home yet.

Lisa Nandy has a unique ability to make everything she's talking about sound like something she just Googled.

No room for racism in football…unless of course it’s antisemitism. That appears to be fine 😠#Maccabi #Villa #EuropaLeague #racism

The lad is top quality. Always rated him highly since Bromsgrove days in those tussles at step 4

“Fucking hell, just look at what they get away with these days, I only nicked a mobile!” ☹️

BREAKING 🚨 I understand that both Brexit and the last Tory Government are to blame for Rachel Reeves breaking the law.

Christopher Hope📝 "I didn't know we needed a licence, but if I did know, the person I asked to obtain the licence for me failed to do so" is a hell of a defence.

Escape to the Country Norfolk Today's potential buyer is a 60 something divorced man who doesn't sweat. He has an unlimited budget to find a house large enough for him and various members of staff and room for his collection of teddy bears. 🧸 House 1 is on the Sandringham

Damning indictment of the state of the British economy there from Rachel Reeves. When she catches up with whoever's responsible for managing that economy there'll be hell to pay.

And I thought I liked a drink…

New James Bond announced 😮😯

After the police have finished with that guy who pretended to be a Rear Admiral can they check in on whoever’s pretending to be running the Treasury.

Absolutely delighted that Scotland have qualified for the World Cup! We've already got the signs up for the team bus when they fly out.

What a boring and tedious day of Test cricket. I can see why the game’s authorities are putting all their eggs in the T20 basket.

Alastair Cook faced more balls in his Brisbane double ton in 2010 than England faced in the whole Test here.

🚨🇬🇧 Meanwhile in Benefits Britain “Booze & Fags - £310 per month” “Steroids - £200 per month” “Betting Shop - £300 per month” This week the UK Government is set to Tax hard working people more money to fund the benefits lifestyle of millions who choose not to work & families