Someone please green light a biopic of Emily Wassler for Bridget Everett. Or a musical. Or a miniseries. I’m not picky. (Also, thank you for bringing this to my attention, Mike Mac).

All of the democratic candidates are actually tied up right now on a barge somewhere in the middle of the Thames.

Elizabeth Warren has a 95 on Metacritic and I still think we can get a screenplay nomination.

#TBT to the last public gathering I attended - the great Trixie Mattel™ at Paramount Theatre. I think we shared a moment together during her encore. Don’t you think?

new weekend same plans

Cheers to the long weekend

Fergie doing flips on the Today Show

SO TWO GIRLS ARE FIGHTING FOR THE ROLE OF MARILYN MONROE AND ONE OF THEM IS PERFECT FOR THE ROLE SHE’S BLONDE, GORGEOUS, SHE LOOKS LIKE MARILYN, AND SHE HAS THE BETTER VOICE. SHE’S A BROADWAY VETERAN AND SHE DESERVES IT. THE OTHER ONE IS A BRUNETTE FROM IOWA AND FOR SOME REASON-

Last day of New England vacation. Back to TX (and reality) tomorrow.

Interrupting a respectful conversation to yell the words “ELIZABETH DEBICKI” is so far the only queer representation I’ve seen at the Globes x.com/raventbrunner/…

Summer just got cinematic 🎥✨ Catch a glimpse of the first month of our Paramount Summer Classic Film Series, and prepare to relive the magic of your favorite films, cult classics, and hidden gems. It all starts FRIDAY! Let us know what movie you’re poppin’ in to see 👀

Alien: Romulus Alien: Siobhan Alien: Kendall Alien: Connor

Me and the homie during the Lawrence of Arabia intermission

I know you want it/ baby you can have it Oh I’ve never done it/ Jason Takes Manhattan

Demi Moore was born in Roswell, New Mexico, a town famously associated with alien conspiracy theories.

Yes of course Gwen but how ?