Looking in old archives is always fun.

It's important to have goals.

My body is a machine that turns potential into wasted potential.

Did the algorithm bring you here?

When I first started getting popular in expansion art I had my account revealed in front of everyone at my birthday party.

I think the first video game I ever played was PAC-Man, which is funny since I’ve been making art of women eating everything in sight ever since.

Which way, western man? And probably some women...

I'll make as many alternate takes as I want.

Heh heh heh…

The voices can't be wrong all the time, right?

For the last few days I found tears for a man I didn’t even like. Today after all the hate, I finally found them for myself. It all hurts too much. I hate hating people. I hate it more than anything else. Why can’t we love each other anymore?

You finally broke me.

Way, way, back at the dawn of social media my roommate was the first person in our town to be fired for something he said online. It was on Livejournal if any of you are old enough to remember that.

Motherfucker I’m already doing my best. AI is better than me at everything.

Normalize? Motherfucker, in the US this is the default now.

Nobody who reads this unironically is allowed to give me the side eye ever again.

I liked Steven Universe & Adventure Time, but it is absolutely crystal fucking clear that they are some kind of cultural carcinogen giving people mind cancer to this day.

In the 50s America genuinely thought she had a big ass.

If you spend decades of your life with a group of characters they are inexorably part of you, more than people who don't create such things can ever understand.