Well done Royal Mail for managing to get this delivered to the Greyhound Lane stadium today! 👏👏👏👏👏 #SRFC #UpTheGreyhounds

❤️♥️💙RIP johnny and Pop Smoke we will never forget you equally important greats taken too soon♥️❤️

Who else

Computer game called “Adult Disabled Son Simulator” where you earn points by ripping clumps out of your mom's hair and leaving bruises on her

I can’t get over this umps nutsack being absolutely terrorized in a little league baseball game. 3 times in 1 game. I mean come the fuck on

Crawling through the desert sand in the blazing hot sun, blistered lips desperate for any kind of moisture, gazing up at the piteously narrowing grye of vultures above me, when one descends and, instead of harming me, proceeds to give me the most tender handjob of my entire life

think of carl sagan beating his first wife to become the momentary master of a fraction of an apartment in chicago

We understand j00

Taylor Lewan’s acceptance into the mainstream is one of the more baffling things we’ve ever seen. His college teammate brutally raped a woman, and immediately reported it. Lewan found out and threatened the victim, saying he’d rape her again if she pursued charges. His own

This is incredible

Berkshire Hathaway Miami Agenda Pusher I feel like you guys aren’t even on the NIL radar for huge hogs

it’s so stupid they call them free safeties they’re at least Indentured Safeties

Ummmmm….? What we doing here?

Miami University Berkshire Hathaway and proud alumni of this prestigious university. Unfortunately we’re homeless and cannot find work. Berkshire Hathaway spends most of the day beating me with a metal bat

When I’m homeless I’m gonna tell women I’m a retired gynecologist

Should be public execution for all to see-you will end this bullshit fast!

How amazing, the State Health Director who verified copies of Obama’s “birth certificate” died in plane crash today. All others lived

Sheldon Adelson is looking to give big dollars to Rubio because he feels he can mold him into his perfect little puppet. I agree!