Sorta crazy how girls will pee like 8 times a day, but poop zero times in their whole life.

Head hurty

Let’s go back to the grubbing tide pods phase

My mom was trying to say kush in a sentence and really thought it was “kabosh”

Love going to a fancy restaurant and hearing Take It by dom dolla on their speakers

How did people wake up on time before alarms were a thing

My fraternity house in a nutshell

But bro, does her poop match the drapes?

This aged well :)

You’re literally lactose intolerant. U can’t even tolerate a glass of milk, clown.

A relationship should be 50/50, I make fucked up jokes and you apologize for getting mad at them.

Wonder if that fly knows how much clout he has now

How is every fucking author a New York Times best selling author

That just happened to Dak on Alex smith’s first day back

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What’s the safety item @nhhsassasin1718