POV: you're trying to survive that random wave of tiredness that hits at 3-5pm

The niggas that crossed the strait of Hormuz this morning:

bad news for chocolate chip cookies: i woke up today

CRAZY: 🇺🇸🇮🇱 An email in the Epstein Files suggests ISIS and Al-Qaeda are likely American and Israeli assets.

It’s gonna be a mexican with an Iranian passport and a Hamas tattoo.

JJ McCarthy 1 touchdown game

News Now That missile

Mf your last name is OGLES

Clipper fans have to be moaning right now.

>Go to office >do just enough work to stay employed >Scroll reels >Wait for lunch >Pretend to be busy >check time every 5 mins >Go home

Israel this, Iran that. All I know is Iran outta beers, and the struggle Israel.

Me and Timothee Chalamet got the same amount of Oscars

How it feels getting paid when you still have money left over from the last paycheck

Hey Mahomes, we’re good bro. You can go. Justin Fields is here

"are you even listening" the state i’ve been in for months:

fo i go broke like joc

Malik Willis going into his physical after the Waddle trade