Cleaning the kitchen. All I have to do is mop and I'll be done 👌🏻

Was smoking when guy pulled into the parking space. He said "Kinda snuck up on you!" I said, "Any idea how long I've been waiting for you? Dinner's been on the table for over an hour!" W/o missing a beat, he went along w it n said, "I was wondering bout dinner, thanks babe." 🤣

Ajayi and I have snack time at night but I don't think he liked when I shared my pretzels with him last night. He grabbed it and gave me this side eye 😅

Hey good morning! I wanted to wait until I had a little time under my belt to see if it would stick this time and it DID so I get to tell you that I've been cigarette free for 1 week today! 😁

I honestly don't see a difference

It's either the state of Texas if you rotate it, or Jesus is soon to return. Your call

I keep hearing Democrats say that if WWIII starts they hope we send Republicans to fight in it. Shit, me too! I don’t want a bunch of white dudes for Harris out there trying to defend us with nothing but grocery lists, dildos and butt plugs

Hey can you guys tell me what's a good movie or show that's popular on Netflix right now, please?

Me thinking about what stupid shit i should post next to annoy all of you with. It's just because i love you guys and junk 😶

I found this cool rock and brought it home