it’s officially spooky szn

🚨DWARF NONCE HAS BEEN STUNG🚨

Right Wing Watch well sorry Marshall Mathers for that. But that's the first instrumental track i thought about.

Dua Lipa & DaBaby ft. Gary Neville

🎶Maybe you going to win it 🏆 when I’m ninetyyyyy and after all you’re my noisy neighbourrrrr 🎶 🔥😘 Noel Gallagher Liam Gallagher Oasis #ilovethisgame #positive4evra #mondaymotivation #forevrared #manchesterunited

OHHHHHHH WHAT A DAY

Feel like pure shit, just want my taste buds back

dave barlow Matty Barlow Lou

Selling two tickets for Bicep live @ WHP 4th December. £30 each Twickets The Warehouse Project

What a joke. That stinks.

What can I say, 259 off 20 yesterday, 99 all out off 30 today. Defeat by 5 wickets. ‘Come on dildo let’s be having you’ by the skipper Robert Wilman didn’t seem to work against Dildar the run machine today. Dick of the day goes to Mr ‘it won’t swing for me’ Smith Milnrow Cricket Club

Some game today as the boys win by 1 wicket. Umpires sponsored by specsavers, hickos now on 4 in a row and I don’t mean wins🦆 bobs hit double figures, it’s 10 in a row and I tell you what, we’ve got the best cheerleaders in the league am I right lads Denton West CC Milnrow Cricket Club

RESULT: I’ve spoke to the captains brother ‘Bobby, is at the fucking wheel.’ Milnrow win by 25 runs, fair play to Micklehurst CC in it throughout. Some final, some team, some club👏❤️

Have you ever won the double have you fuck Robert Wilman Milnrow Cricket Club

This gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣