as a person of hostile energy,

i’m old i’m old i’m OLD

myfitnesspal update tripling the amount of buttons to press to put food in…

what if tylenol while pregnant actually made us all gay, not autistic, but they can’t say that and are finding an unfalsifiable way to reduce its usage?

a cat’s beauty is strongly correlated to the way it looks and moves 🐈

how an artist sees the world

i keep showing ch*tgpt photos my cat and it compliments him beautifully and it makes me feel nice

wake up go to work harvest everydayrewards points on the way home scroll with youtube until bed ~~~

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

ticking the “LGBTQIA+” box in the “disabilities” column of yet another document in my capacity as an arts not-for-profit board member

the ancient rivalry (housecat vs e-ink)

cats don’t need to be pooping this much

they should make a dating app that kills you 💕

When someone doesn’t want to hang out with me, it’s usually because of social atomization. Systemic factors are to blame, most likely.

it’s too late for me: i’m openly bad

ACAB (all cats are babies 🥺🥺🥺)

one a my youtube hand chefs slowly peeling steamed beetroot with a folded piece of paper towel

still haven’t found a way to cope with this 😖

here are some photos of my beautiful cat: one where he’s lusciously stalking a bird out the back patio, the other where he is sleeping like a piece of floppy meat in my lap