every single problem l'm facing in my life rn can be solved by a large amount of money entering into my bank acct.

I’m an astronaut You’re the mothafuckin mooooooooooon

I’m so serious when I say I HAVE to get my spark back this summer. Starring in my own coming of age movie if you will

You don’t need a good reason to not want kids. I hate touching poop and am happy with my Spotify algorithm

A #metgala tradition

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Sabrina Carpenter has arrived at the #MetGala. (📷: Vogue)

RISE STUNS AT THE 2026 MET GALA!!!!

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE

María Zardoya of The Marías for the 2026 #MetGala.

i’m joining the war against paid time off on the side of paid time off

you’re laughing. sabrina carpenter just sang landslide with stevie nicks herself and you’re laughing.

.Noah Kahan for Rolling Stone's June 2026 cover. Photos by Danny Clinch. rollingstone.com/music/music-fe…

good morning make sure u send money to a Mexican today

Gas is 6 dollars we gotta put this guy down immediately

no one has thanked me for being Mexican today

Instagram notes piss me off. Like grow the fuck up and log on to twitter omg

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