so… depression?

When he goes from medium ugly to hot I know I’ve lost

I know I’m old when I think about how kids these days can write essays on a computer w autocorrect when I had to do hand written essays and had to go look the word up from a dictionary in the library to see if I spelt it right

2023 I’m becoming heartless

When you unfollow someone and they dm you asking why… bro just unfollow me back

When it turned 2023 I was throwing up in a bar toilet. And just now walked into Starbucks a kid threw up on my foot. This year is off to a good start!

I am officially done with men. 2023 I’m focusing on me

Does anyone still play Pokémon go and want to be friends on it? My code is 2113 5562 8744

I hate songs that have police sirens in them. Why are you trying to give me a heart attack

“I want to go in the first wave.” Like why ppl fighting for their lives in those apocalypse movies

I actually hate social media so much these days. So I thought I’d come on social media to announce that.

Well. That was a lie. I got a boyfriend and he’s great

Life update: I’m happy!

I turned 28 yesterday

Los Angeles

My ancestors are looking at me getting taken out by a Thai iced coffee wondering where they went wrong.

These AI generated people have more life in their eyes than me

Not one update for any app ever have I said “I’m so glad they did this!”

Life update

15 year old me is crying and throwing up. One Direction was such a big part of my life growing up. Despite everything that’s come out about Liam he sure did not deserve to die.