I would get plastered at the Catalina Wine Mixer

If Luka can go, then Khris Middleton can go times a million

I better wake up to br*ok lo*ez on a different team

Kyle kuzma…

Praying I just don’t know ball Nate Jackson thoughts?

Got this in honor of my Spanish TILF (teacher I’d like to fuck). Seño T it was an honor to flirt with you in front of your cuck “husband” tn!

I’d rather have a scorebug in braille than this

All the sad, single huzz out tn for day after Valentine’s Day. This is when I strike…

Conflict of interest having the same person sing the anthem and canadas poverty song

So tempted to start booking a Protector instead of Uber post-bars so I can reach for the drivers gun 8 beers deep

Fuck you

Just found out that I met Gibby in 2nd grade when I was on vacation, but my mom refused to ask for a picture. Are you kidding???

At what age do I have to start handshaking instead of dapping up when I meet someone for the first time

Free YNW Melly idgaf

You’re not a real eater until you’ve had to take your shirt off mid meal cuz the plate you made is so big and greedy #proudmunch

Next Ja celebration should be a bazooka

Going to use all 75 minutes of Easter mass to pray the Bucks aren’t idiots for the rest of the series

These “Christians” love to preach about taking care of one another until it’s time to let a car in front of you leaving the church parking lot

I will be drinking a Modelo (Negra) today. Nothing more nothing less