Corn on the cob is such an inconvenient way to eat butter

We spoke directly to Wayne LaPierre at the NRA Convention and thanked him for all his thoughts and prayers.

Heres what I want: to be emailed every time there's an election I personally need to vote in, with a breakdown of what I'm supposed to vote for and why, but not get the emails about how we're all about to die if I don't give another $50. Does this exist?

she’s a 10 but she has no money and no prospects. she’s already a burden to her parents. and she’s frightened.

Uh oh we've got another Mensa person. #BB24

I love how you can order something from a business and end up on their email list five years later.

my favorite product reviews are the unhinged variety

Trying to read all the spooky books I can before next Monday

I've read 97/125 books in 2022 goodreads.com/user_challenge…

me walking into the taylor swift eras tour after selling my kidneys to get tickets: #TSTheErasTour

Mommy can’t talk right now she’s liquidating her assets for the Eras Tour

ticketmaster laughing up at us from hell for waiting in line to register for taylor swift’s verified fan presale

It’s a Clock. #TSTheErasTour 🕰️

today #Ticketmaster said

the jesus commercial budget is out of hand.

I did this again December 2022. Holiday romances made it possible.

These dogs were spotted getting their picture taken mid-walk. They're doing so well and their walker is so proud and I can't handle it. 14/10 for all

I can't think about anything besides Fourth Wing. Is this my life now?

where else can we go when meta is down