Ooh! I'll... take a cherry, please. Also, I hope this won't cost me a limb, because if so, I'll just keep my chapped lips, thanks. x.com/00_Hyperion_00…

Bless you. I mean-- x.com/UnrealAnarchy9…

[Bows his head sadly.] x.com/AsTheSexyNumbe…

I finally got my skag to sit on command. It's been... months. Good work, self.

@handsomelymad [Squints at him.] How exactly is that pathetic?!

@handsomelymad Yes, I have a pet skag. [He's pouting, a little.] They're pretty gross, but also... can be cute. And useful!

"If I was locked in a room with a bomb and the only way to get out was to give Jack the time of day, I would die."

"Holy shit--" Covers mouth. "... Heck."

"Just spent two hours in a meeting trying to convince employees that we're not replacing finger gun battles with real guns & rubber bullets.

"I have these shoes that has a bottle cap opener on the bottom."

"I'd like to go ONE DAY without hearing Jack's name. Like. Let him die! Let him die. Let him go, man."

"God darn it." x.com/handsome_exe/s…

"Could you just-- argh. And don't call me baby." x.com/handsome_exe/s…

"I screwed myself by saying that. Jack will never disappear."

BREATHES. "There's no winning." x.com/handsome_exe/s…

This is NOT what he wants to be shown!!