Kids, let me tell you about the time i played in the world cup... Bruce deJ Mogammad Nur Manuel Danny Jacques Du Plessis

“memes: pic.x.com/ZjUYTEiEao” Danny

“memes: Summer is coming pic.x.com/uNAA7tKXkG” Danny

Greece's players have turned down their #WorldCup bonuses & called for the money to be used to build a national training centre. #SSFootball

“knowledge: This is a workout I can get behind. pic.x.com/U5H8tfaTbi” dis uiteindelik klaar! Hier is jou program Lucinda Burger

James Rodríguez was offered to Manchester United in July 2010 for around £5m as a teenager, only for United to sign Bebé. (Source: Guardian)

“Football Vines: Worst. Free-kick. Routine. Ever. vine.co/v/MFUIWQKVPDE” Book him for diving!! Mogammad Nur Manuel Danny

Bus selfies are awesome! @QuinnyDeKock69

It seems the Germans spend their time practicing football rather than getting tattoos and stupid hair cuts. A lesson for England perhaps.

“Footy Laughs: Paris Saint-Germain finally find receipt for David Luiz... pic.x.com/EpsE5FowGW”Mogammad Nur Manuel Richie Terry Danny

Alexis Sanchez: "I came to Arsenal to win trophies." vine.co/v/MrmETa3AHAD

“Footy Laughs: Real Madrid's pre-season training… pic.x.com/5lMTwXhmsm” Mogammad Nur Manuel Bruce deJ Danny Richie Terry

The highlight of yesterday's match? #JasperCillessenSitsOnThings

“888sport: Tom Cleverley's first day of preseason. ” Bruce deJ Mogammad Nur Manuel Danny

“Footy Laughs: Toni Kroos: £20m Adam Lallana: £25m Just let that sink in… pic.x.com/qMwg0Bg0GI”Bruce deJ Danny Richie Terry

BREAKING: Real Madrid have agreed an €81million fee with AS Monaco for James Rodríguez. (Press Association)