Ok ok ok. I bought a copy of THAT Poetry. The one with THAT poem. But hear me out. It has poems by Eduardo C. Corral, Carl Phillips, and Rosebud Ben-Oni. And I bought it with money I won from a slot machine. So, y’all can be mad but I love these poets. I carry them with me.

As an intensely insecure and toxic person, I love social distancing. But I love emotional distancing just as much (if not more).

Bitchstopher Colombitch

You know how I like write the same poem over and over? Well, I started a new poem and it’s completely like the last one.

Where’s your mullet?

So last night someone said I looked like Johnny Depp. Which I haven’t heard since my twenties. I’m sauvage again.

#Shinygenesect

I’ll called three close freinds. They’re all sleeping.

You are all loved. Even if I find you petty. You deserve love. The light will break the night when the time is appropriate. Take my words as love and care. You are a spectacular group of humans.

Finding peace is easy. If you know where to look.