Pooh! So who’s getting punished, then?

This just goes to show you: never trust your own memories! Reality is subjective!

This might all be in your mind! You might be dreaming. You might be an alien baby gestating in a pod, dreaming about a fictional planet called Earth...

Maybe it’s a simulation! Will you take the blue pill or the red pill?

Or maybe, the most terrifying reality of all: maybe everything really is exactly how you see it.

Monokuma’s word of the day today is.... eldritch!

EL•dritch adj. weird and sinister or ghostly

Happy birthday to our favorite little buzzkilling, hope-loving bastard, Naegi Makoto!

Yuwumeno Himiko is a cutie pie and a pain in my fluffy ass!! This has been an announcement from your headmaster, Monokuma.

Komaeda Nagito, as the greatest agent of despair among the student body after Enoshima Junko-chan, is hereby posthumously elevated to Super High School Level Destructive Force. Let’s give him a big round of a-paws!!!