Me: *showing my alien umineko* Alien: ⌇⍜.. ⍙⊑⏃⏁ ⎅⍜⟒⌇ ⊑⟒ ⎅⍜? Me: There's no methods of entry and exit other than the door Alien: ⊑⟒ ⎅⍀⟟⎐⟒⌇⌰⍜⌰, ⏃⌰⟟⟒⋏⌇. Me: Knox's 3rd

Love is SO FUCKING REAL "erm it's just a bunch of chemicals in your brain" go watch Rick and Morty STINKY

I do not like this man but to say someone got what they deserved from a suicide attempt is highly immoral, it's unjust to combat hatred with more hatred

Sorry for another yearly mushy post but Happy Valentine's Day to my wonderful partner!! It's been another amazing year with you full of feelings I never thought were possible. I'm so glad I found you and there's nobody else I'd rather be sharing my life with 💖

Explain to me why a game that came out before games could even connect to the internet needs an end-of-life plan...

It's a good thing this post is satire cuz you better fuckin believe I'd put Subway out of business with this, I was built different when I lived next to a Subway bro I could eat that shit for lunch and dinner every day, 75 cents per meal man I would abuse that shit so hard

why, so you can keep being a lazybones slacker at work?? 😂 My iced white mocha, VCF and caramel drizzle, chop chop lady!! #DarkBroke

"Yeah splice in bits of You've Got A Friend In Me but with reverb so it sounds serious" stupidest fucking shit

After seeing how some tourists acted in Tsukiji I'm convinced they should not allow anyone into Japan until they get at least N5 because Jesus Christ

People will claim 0.9999... < 1 and then say you can plug and chug to figure out limits in the same breath

minmod if I said this sounds cool as fuck would you forgive me for being basic

People in the staff room like "You MADE breakfast?? First thing in the morning?? So admirable!" I mashed an avocado and put garlic powder on it... please 😭

you ended SMILING FRIENDS too you orange fuck!!!

Student: Where did you live in America? Me: A place called Tennessee Student: What's that, a hotel?

The court finds you guilty of toxic behavioral gaslighting, negative vibes, and preventing people from manifesting mental energy

Celebrating the first day of women's history month by going on a date with my gf :)

Delete the metadata off this photo I'm so serious