If you believe Nigel "Bungee" Brooks is independent, believe us when we say, Phil has a firm grim on that elastic band! 🤣

If we invite you to join our Six Hundred and Sixty Six club, you'll have full Two way access to our leader AND our Master! 🔥👿 never turn the invite down 👿🔥 (or just vote anything but us, PE, Reform, Heritage or Bungee Brooks and you can keep your soul)

We're currently looking to employ someone in our highest paid position. In fact, we'll give you everything we have and borrow more if you can work overtime and use one of these (closing date 4th May 2023) ...

If Richard Jones says he's Conservative and Cabinet then he is Conservative and Cabinet! (Independent my arse!). democracy.bcpcouncil.gov.uk/mgUserInfo.asp…

This workman should be reported! As far as we're concerned, this good citizen (the card driver, she's probably a good honest Conservative Party Independent Engager) shares our view of "Your Travel, Your Choice" as declared by Phew the Great! x.com/_The_Nikodimos…

Our Photoshop team has been hard at work campaigning and fixing Alderney's roads to save BCP Council money.

!!!! GRANNY SALE !!!! We're getting so desperate we'll not only rely on lies, photoshop and blocking feedback, we're SELLING OUR GRANNIES to get elected. Hosted by Future Places, Bayside Restaurant, Carr Plaza (formally known as the beach). Bitcoins only!

Let's be honest, we hate most of you! Just so you know where we stand.

Lot's of debate about how Tory Poole Engage is. Truth is we wanted to up our chances. Like buying multiple tickets in the lottery. We chose the same numbers on all the tickets. Genius!

Our election pot is now empty having bought every copy of today's Observer in the entire BCP area. Five Tory councillors suspended for alleged racism standing in local elections theguardian.com/politics/2023/…

Look! If you're going to ask our sister account questions more difficult than "What gin do you have for breakfast?" (it's Plymouth Gin by the way - London is for Elevensies), then of COURSE it's going to block you!

To prevent dirty looks and embarrassment of residents, if Phillip Broadhead is re-elected, Talbot & Branksome Woods ward will be renamed "The bit with Cemetery Junction - but he doesn't even live here!" House prices are predicted to plumet regardless.

In an extraordinary video, Bournemouth MP, Tobias Ellwood confirms he doesn't read local or national newspapers. His rider request for the video was some images of tanks in a completely different consituency to his own.

Results so far are a little bit disappointing but it was down to the traffic on polling day (for some reason the roads were grid locked and our voters couldn't get there in time to vote). Anyway, Your Travel, Your Choice. Your Council, Your Choice. BBQ anyone? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Our glorious leader & former chairman of the Conservative Councillors Association (now disbanded through lack of members) made good point on result day! A re-count was called and he rightly pointed out it went in his favour, his majority increased from 4 to 5. He is glorious!

It was all a bit cold & lonely last night so we invited our ex's back for a snuggle on the front bench. So lonely 😭. We told the opposition our door is always open. I hope they pop by. Maybe we should invite them to a BBQ? Maybe these really are our Future Places 😢😭😢😭

We have a cunning plan! We've set up a Twitter profile pretending to be indies but we're going to post hyper left wing comments whilst simultaneously being far right and come back to power! Welcome to the strange world of BCP Independent Group (yep - "we're" on lots of drugs!).

What do you hear if you shout in the ear of a local "journalist"? A @MattSimpsonEcho ! 🤣🤣🤣

When Tobias Ellwood says it's not on to share his address publically, he of course means it's perfectly acceptable for his Constituency Parliamentary Assistant to publically share other peoples addresses (I mean - pleb addresses 🤷‍♂️)

Fantastic news! Elon Musk will have forced President Donald J. Trump to resign (since all he's done is play golf). bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…