why tf is it so hot out and why did the sun do this to me ??

guys stick to one barber but can't stick to one girl 😂

y'all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don't play with y'all too? 😭

i hate when i'm trying to spell a word and my phone can't do it either

parents saying "i know my child" will forever be the funniest joke 😭

From now on I'm telling jobs I was manager at Toys R Us .. who tf they gonna call 😭

I need to you only save money live once ( •_•) (•_• ) ( ง )ง ୧( ୧ ) /︶\ /︶\

i'm done with crystals i need a gun 😭

a sex scene comes on and parents look at you like you directed the movie

my toxic trait is being productive for 20mins then giving myself a 2 hour break

a cold room at night & a cold room in the mornings are 2 different colds

being a procrastinator with a crazy fear of failure is an insane combo

double dates be too competitive cuz if she kiss her man ima suck my mans dick