Just witnessed a man drop about half a cheese string on the floor on the way into the building where I work and say to himself, in the smallest and saddest of voices, “Oh no, me cheese.”

ONE OF THE HARDEST INTROS OF THE LAST DECADE

FLAME x CHRIS NOLAN COOK UP THE PLAN FRIDAY

Complex Me after I drink McDonald’s Sicko Mode sprite

PAC-12 at it again... highest paid P5 commish with lowest revenues and highest operating costs at least 6-7x is laying off 88 people instead of doing something smart like moving the headquarters to an affordable location.

me: technically, there’s nothing in these rules that says a dog can’t play basketball the founding fathers: who the fuck are you

billy once said

True, I Guess…

VIRGINIA TECH. ENTER SANDMAN. ABSOLUTE CHILLS. Virginia Tech Football

Happy Birthday

history has absolved me of booing drake at camp flog gnaw

We have, for too long, shackled the bakery to the morning. Night bakeries. Fresh croissants at 11pm. It is possible.

GREAT NEWS, FLORIDA STATE! Saturday night is OPEN BORDERS NIGHT at WOKE CAMPBELL STADIUM! Cal will bring THOUSANDS of UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS to the game! ALL IMMIGRANTS will be WELCOMED with FREE TICKETS and FREE BEER funded by a modest surcharge on YOUR tickets! DIVERSITY!