(USGS Gov Sim) | A SHIFT IN DIRECTION | A recent shift in the political polarization of certain states has resulted in a new landscape; many seats once winnable with a good nominee are now lost causes. Below are expected 2056 and 2058 results, weighted with incumbent strength.

Terror in the Wheat City: The day after Reagan’s SOTU war boasts, Canadian terrorists respond by bombing a U.S. Consulate building in Winnipeg, MB.

Our first update shows continued Dem gains along the Canadian border—which appear to be counterbalanced by a red surge among African diaspora communities. We also see encouraging figures for both parties in MN & FL, while homegrounds OH & NJ remain tantalizing potential flips.

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“Rumper is nothing without JCN.” The long-dormant USGS Democrats account blasts NRSC shot-caller Henry Kissinger Stan. While he continues to rise in the GOP ranks, the fact remains that foreign terrorism has spiked exponentially since Former President Bob Dole refused to exclude him from Cabinet.

Baker II: [no successful acts of terror] Dole: despite having the intel, allowed hijackings which killed 6,000 Schuyler: [no successful acts of terror] Reagan: Miami occupied by Cuban belligerents & embassy bombed hmm…. makes you think.

Look, I’m sorry you’ll never be president or VP or successful in the sim in any way, but blaming me isn’t going to make your personality any less unappealing. Now please stop crying.

If all of your voters are anti-vaccine nuts, you gotta make sure they’re not all at the polls at once or it’ll be a stupor-spreader event 🤣

Bye bye USGS BBC

You sweet summer child

BREAKING: Discredited media outlet USGS BBC SPLITS with USGS Independence mid vaccine spat, defames party co-head Christy-Marie LaMonde | Ms. Canada First 🍁 and DEMANDS autopsy report of Ms. LaMonde's family member who reportedly DIED from the COVID-19 vaccine.

Hold up chat, I’m being told the guy who started a war over Quebec has another shitty deflection

In 2044, USGS Dems didn’t put any effort into rallying In 2048, they made every rally a gif or meme In 2052, their candidate posted 9(!) rallies in 3 different states 1 minute before the deadline to hopefully bait the GOP into a PVI disadvantage In 2056…

As campaign week begins in earnest, our EC model shows a tight race between Carpenter Dem and Rumper; with Dems poised to flip Republican strongholds in OH & FL—while the GOP’s best strategy may be to may be to return the favor in NJ & PA. Stick around for more coverage.

Rumper vs Carpenter Dem vs J.R.Franklin

…. touché.

As the major-party campaigns swarm population centers like N.Y. State & S. Florida, it remains to be seen which message will resonate in more rural areas like Alaska, Iowa & Utah. Can the scarlet+gray pair spread a blue wave, or will the Purple Heart man keep the heartland red?

With Prosperity down to one remaining member, Forward Party 🇺🇸 officially launches their bid to become the third major USAGovSim party.

With Haley’s retirement and YSW’s impending death, BBC America is now officially back on the market—hoping to potentially fetch even more than the $211,000,000,000 sale price from the last time the company changed hands.

In today’s evening news TheTechBoy ✝️🇺🇸🇮🇱 wants to know if he looks like a tech blogger