“One, two, thr…” “To the left.” “What?” “‘Two’ is to the left.” “Oh. I’ll do that again. One, two…” “To the LEFT!”

Hey, Classical Music Twitter - wanna take a break from arguing about notation and throw some thoughts into the atmosphere about swapping movements around in “The Planets” so that one can end on “Jupiter”…? (Extra points for thoughts on using a keyboard in lieu of choir…)

Very proud of my flutin’ tootin’ friend for doing this swim! Please donate if you can!

Am I the only person who turns into Mr Cranky-“You’ve Entirely Missed The Point”-Pants every time I hear a cover of Lennon’s “Happy Xmas” that’s removed the “War Is Over” bits?

I wonder if Ravel got about halfway through the Bolero and thought "Oh... no, I hate this groove." and rewrote it.

Once had a laughing fit on stage I desperately tried to hold in while playing in the orchestra, as I pointed out to friends of mine in the woodwinds that the 2nd movement sounds just like “Waltzing Matilda” and they kept trying to catch my eye every time the theme came back.

Ho Ho Hokay Computer

Watching “The Departed”. Was it cheaper to get the “Van Morrison/Roger Waters Live in Berlin” version of “Comfortably Numb”? Gilmore not a Scorsese fan…?

#maestro

I would love to know what the percentage is of people who say “Victor Borge?!” while watching Scorsese’s “The King of Comedy”.