I have laughed more at both myself and at life in the past five days than i have in years.

Family dinner after a whirlwind of errands this afternoon. A Touch of Chaos and I earned sangria! None for Bastian Ballance

This is how Chris Ballance and I stay safe from scary thunderstorms. ⛈

Sent my dad, Chris Ballance back to work today. Hope he builds some cool software today.

Today Chris Ballance introduced me to "Hypnotize" by Notorious B.I.G. and I learned to represent the West Side.

After six months here, I have decided that I rather enjoy being a human and this planet and solar system is marginally acceptable.

#BanVandalism

Great to see a non-Starbucks option at the A Terminal in Charlotte. #FirstRespondersWelcome

I’m this excited about the new iPhone 11! It has a camera and makes phone calls!1!!

What they don’t tell you as a kid, is that it’s just as much fun to push your kid in the landscape cart as it is to ride the landscape cart. Take note, Bastian Ballance

I got within an inch of pulling the trigger on a Thinkpad X1 this morning. Then I stopped to reconsider whether I really want to deal with Windows. Then I read this, and then answer was "oh fuck no". howtogeek.com/269331/how-to-…

Gotta make sure your will is in order before you take Exit 3A off 277 to NoDa.

On this cold and early winter morning, A Touch of Chaos and I dropped off Chris Ballance at the big house where the airplanes live. He rode an airplane in terminal “B,” I excitedly exclaimed. Hope he brings me back maps from his meeting with Lilith the map people in NYC. #PoliceSoftware

I get to visit Sam Diego! GO!

On Wednesday Bastian Ballance was ready to watch his first rocket launch of the manned CrewDragonLaunch Dragon Spacecraft by SpaceX and NASA. The scrub and extra day gave him an opportunity to suit up properly for Saturday or Sunday's launch windows.

“Dad, I’m five gallons of tired”

“Dad, what are vampires?” “Are they all bad?”

"Mom, do you even know math?" -Bash