Random thing I learned tonight about Anna Rice: for the first six years of her life she was Howard Allen Frances O'Brian. Her mom just liked the first name Howard. 🤷‍♂️

Head canon: Aslbet Luhhan found a Trolloc and beat the piss out of it with her big ass hammer. It escaped and made the others be aware of the dreaded Muscle Mommy. 😂

It's cute that Muskie thinks anyone outside his fanboys really believes he learned anything from his recent weird, creepy pass on Taylor Swift.

#WoTSpoilers #EotWSpoilers Wow, Min is such a profoundly bad at thinking on her feet that the first example she used to describe her power was about knowing that two strangers will end up together to Rand, her future lover she’s meeting that moment. 😂

#WoTSpoilers #EotWSpoilers I wonder how loudly the dice would have been rattling in Mat’s skull if he had his fate sense in Shadar Logoth, and at what point they’d have stopped.

#WoTSpoilers #EotWSpoilers I wonder how everyone would have faired in different combinations? R & E: Awkward and sexually repressed the whole ride. N, Ma and T: So. Much. Arguing, but Mat would have gotten some treatment for his evil infection. P, Mo, & L: Days of awkward silence

Finish Salem's Lot by Stephen King in prep for the new movie coming out in 2 weeks. While I'm sure they'll keep a few of the smaller vignette stories to highlight the horror Barlow unleashes on the town, I'm pretty sure they'll probably not do the McDougal subplot. IYKYK

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#WoTSpoilers #EotWSpoilers Rand (after being saved from a Trolloc by a boom swinging out suddenly and knocking it back): Light, I used up all my luck there. The Pattern: B****, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

Everyone feels insecure sometimes, but imagine being so livid the *President* is getting more attention than you that you force people to rework your platform to make you look better... for like any reason. Adding alt:

#WoTSpoilers #EotWSpoilers Ya know, it’s sad we don’t get Egwene’s pov in this first book cuz ya just know that as Perrin is agonizing over leading Egwene that Egwene is also agonizing over leading Perrin.

#WoTSpoilers #EotWSpoilers I hate the Tinkers so damn much in the books. Mostly because of how condescending they seem with their belief. Yep, non violence is great. I really wanna hear how you’ll convince a Trolloc, the carnivore that loves human meat, to not eat you.

I come from some of the palest, whitest European stock an American can come from and I say this probably daily. 😂 Adding alt:

This is a public service announcement: The Post Office will NEVER contact you via text about a delayed or misaddressed package. If you get a text saying it’s from the Post Office, it is a scam. You probably know, but please let older or less tech savvy relatives know.

While everyone is giving a 10/10 performance in #SalemsLot, I want to specifically compliment Jordan Preston Carter as Mark Petrie. Kid is killing it, pun intended.

Muskie really can’t stand the fact he has to switch to a burner account and search for the posts making fun of him for being a thin skinned tech bro with no real friends, huh?

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BasicsSuperhero over on the butterfly site as well. I think I’m gonna start moving fully over there. I’ll still check in on occasion but I don’t want to passively generate income for certain individuals anymore.