THIS!!! 👇👇👇👇👇

I Am Overwhelmed By All Of The Things I Need To Do, So I Am Doing None Of Them: A Memoir

*me hearing a girl say the most insane thing I’ve ever heard* No exactly

Watched The Social Dilemma again to convince myself to delete TikTok... Then came here to tweet about it soooooo 🙃

it’s the time of year for it

My best friend and I do this thing called “trickle down therapy” which is where I tell my best friend stuff my therapist says to me since she’s not in therapy

Mother in law asked if I had any wine glasses. yeah I keep them next to my bars of gold and first edition shakespeares. Get real

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

the crushing weight of 2 manageable tasks

Just saw The Batman. The only thing that got me through was thinking that maybe Headcanon would cover it and I could look forward to that instead. #fingerscrossed!

I don't know who needs to hear this but there are as many minutes between 10:00 and 10:15 and 10:45 and 11:00 and if you just did the stuff in the first 15 minutes instead of the last 15 minutes you'd be a lot less stressed! (its me...I need to hear this.)

i told someone i grew up in the midwest and they were like “does that mean your family like went to olive garden all the time?”and it’s like, no, we obviously didn’t go to olive garden all the time… we saved it for special occasions.

i be like “long story short” then still tell the entire story

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to me, this was cinema.