I may not be a CA, but I was welcomed with open arms, a free lunch, and a mandatory audit. Getting a free lunch out of a group of accountants? Hire me now and see what other miracles I can conjure.

Today’s training… Wimbledon to Surrey.

I tweeted this from my SA mobile while hotspotting off my UK mobile. Follow me for more great tech and travel tips 😂

Heathrow Terminal 2Face after a very successful London trip. Heading home to Kirsty Bisset 🤍 and our delinquent cat.

I had no idea South Africa had its own real life Clarice Starling - Micki Pistorius! She took down some of SA’s worst serial killers, including Moses Sithole, Boetie Boer, the Phoenix Strangler and the Shebeen Shooter. If you love Silence of the Lambs, Mindhunter etc, watch Catch

Aimee is my favourite Kardashian.

C’mon Lando!!!!

I am currently on a train full of #Swifties heading to Edinburgh. It is full of glitter, sequins, hearts, and rainbows. And that’s just the middle aged men… #EdinburghTStheErasTour

The Alps at Dawn…

Who are these people that are selling cars for R3.5 million through Facebook Marketplace?!

YES, LEWIS!!!!

In Ox we trust.

Joel Stransky asking Ox Nche if it’s heartbreaking to lose to a drop goal in the last minute… #SSRugby #RWC1995 #lol

Today we are all Spanish.

Thread of cool maps you've (probably) never seen before 🧵 1. Light blue is a map as we know it and dark blue is the actual size of each country

King Charles!!! Forza Ferrari!!!

Halloween is basically The Purge for kids.

The past 16 days have been a whirlwind of 5 countries. Now it is time for home…

The Bok locks are in charge (down). #ENGvRSA

What in the mistranslation are my tagged interests in Temu’s targeting algorithm?