The Exorcisterhood of the Traveling Pants #ConfuseTwoFilms

Starship Supertroopers #ConfuseTwoFilms

Hard to Kill a Mockingbird #ConfuseTwoFilms

I know what you did last Friday the 13th #ConfuseTwoFilms

Freddy vs Jason and the argonauts #ConfuseTwoFilms

Blow My Dog Skip #ConfuseTwoFilms

William J. Snodgrass, Esq. #NameForMyJunk

To be reincarnated as the middle finger on Scarlett Johanssons "rubby hand." #MyLastWishWouldBe

A selection of flours. #RejectedMothersDayGifts

Framed B&W photo of sons giant penis with "Thanks Mom!" Written in pink sharpie. #RejectedMothersDayGifts

Handmade book of anecdotes penned by her first 7 husbands. #RejectedMothersDayGifts

Murder, She Wrote Criterion Edition Boxed Set. #RejectedMothersDayGifts

Three-and-a-half gallons of premium gasoline. #RejectedMothersDayGifts

A touching greeting card that includes a photo of you and a $10 personal check. #RejectedMothersDayGifts

Some of those viatnamese eggs with the fetuses inside. #RejectedMothersDayGifts

An orgasm. #RejectedMothersDayGifts

Copy of forged maternity test proving she is not your real mother. #RejectedMothersDayGifts

Her favorite flour. #RejectedMothersDayGifts

Set of stencils for shaving whimsical designs into her pubic hair. #RejectedMothersDayGifts

A musical picture frame that sounds like a ticking clock and has a photo of the casket you have selected for her #RejectedMothersDayGifts