dont forget to imagine the best case scenario, too

books be so fucking good man 😭😭 how y’all don’t be reading fr

Me busy making my bed on the floor. My rich cousin: You also do Yoga?? Me:

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

A blue whale's poo can weigh as much as 4 tonnes making it the second largest piece of shit in the world just behind Donald Trump.

One of the best trends to ever happen to football twitter 🤣

How big are your dreams?

Let’s see your kicks, Friday

Drake via his IG story

Tyler vs Mr Nyusensi

“Football isn’t that deep” Mf this game could literally destroy or make people’s lives

Viral footage out of Brazil shows three scenes happening at once on street cameras a husband running from his wife a cat running from a dog and a thief running from the police😭

Man shows off all the meat he got from one single cow 🤯

Bruno Fernandes has more Premier League goal contributions this season than over £170m worth of Chelsea forwards ⚽️🅰️😳

BIG. THREE. POINTS! ✅🔥

FT. #CFC | #CHEMUN

🚨 THE BIGGEST CLUB IN ENGLAND IS 99% SURE OF RETURNING IN THE UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!