The sexual tension between me and a 90 minute movie

i’m a little something they call ‘cinephile’

two sides of the same coin

Guys what’s a terrible movie that you love?

Why is there a subsection of twitter that just has to manically correct every single thing they see? “It’s not terrible if you love it 🤓” You know what i mean just drop your suggestion and bounce you fucking nerd

1 thing i’ve learned from my short time on here is that people are desperate to look smarter than you. I could ask “what’s your favourite movie?” and spawn like 50 losers being like “actually your question is flawed 🤓” It’s tiresome. Smile! Not everything has to be a discourse!

Me watching John Wick orphan dozens of children

Too many beautiful women following me lately i’m losing composure

I know it’s been said 1000 times but Top Gun: Maverick really is a flawless fucking action blockbuster. The scene when Mav runs the simulation against orders in an impossibly fast time and the entire crew is watching becoming slowly inspired as the score swells FUCKKK INJECT IT

i come to you humbled and humiliated… to ask you for one thing wipe Saltburn from the face of the fucking earth

#nrw the best film of the year by far

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me when i’m gonna win Best Director at the 2026 Oscars

Me in the theatre for Knives Out 3 when Cailee Spaeny says literally anything

I know i’m late to the party here but how the fuck did they shoot this film?