Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter

This could be big

what the hell is his problem

Okay Erika Kirk needs to CHILL

Did my mother’s plane touch down or has my dad been possessed by the spirit of Vivacious?

"yassified to maintain anonymity" is one of the greatest linguistic innovations of the century

your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny

A move completely antithetical to the ethos of the Alamo and to those who love the theatrical experience they provide. This is a profound and upsetting mistake Alamo Drafthouse

i wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you cant do that anymore

me trying to win in catan except i just keep collecting wheat and nothing else

I really watched the entirety of Predator Badlands without subtitles thinking it was an artistic choice... just sitting there like this trying to translate and understand Yautja 😭😭

im ready for pitt day

Happy St PITrick's Day 🍀 Daleee

Rocky terrorize Grace, gif

“The average new hire was 42 years old in 2025.”

We did it, Joe. (with Trixie Mattel™ + Katya)